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“MOM! I need one check for $1,967 and one for $1,250. We’re putting a deposit on the apartment and you need to drive me to the city by 5:00 p.m.,” said my 18-year-old daughter today.

She seriously believed this was enough advance notice for me to

A. Pull $3,217 out of my you-know-what.

B. Tell the editor of the national magazine I write for that I’m taking the afternoon off in the middle of our story deadline.

To be continued…

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