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While Home Babysitting My Cellulite Tonight…

While home babysitting my cellulite tonight, I had the best idea on how to make myself feel skinny.

“I know! I’ll dye my hair!” I decided. A quick trip to the drug store and I was in business. Clairol #6 and I had a hot date!

Here’s what I have to say to that:

Dear Clairol, Doncha think that if a woman is dyeing her hair IN THE FIRST PLACE that she’s also at the age where she needs reading glasses IN THE SECOND PLACE??? Hello!!! Can’t read the directions even with a magnifying glass!!! If I end up with orange hair like someone we all know or no hair for that matter, it’s all your fault.

Where is Mr. Grecian Formula when I need him? 


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